Without looking it up, I can tell you the night the Toronto Blue Jays won their first World Series — October 24, 1992 — because that was also the night I lost my virginity. I'm not nearly so sure of the night they won their second World Series. I was in college, watching the game in my dorm's common room, on a TV that was suspended from the ceiling. When Joe Carter hit that home run off Mitch Williams to beat the Philadelphia Phillies in 1993, I jumped up and cracked my head on the TV, opening a dime-size hole in my scalp. It turns out that holes in your head bleed a lot. Somewhere, there is a picture of me still celebrating, late that night, drunk, mostly naked, and covered in dried blood. I'll be forever glad that we did not yet live in the digital age.

That's how important baseball was to me back then. I still have the Ken Burns Baseball catalogue on VHS; I once spent an entire summer making a paper model of Fenway Park, complete with a ball-marked Pesky's Pole. But then a couple of fate-changing events took place. First, there was that whole no-longer-a-virgin thing. Before sex, something like Dave Stieb's wobbly retirement — ignoring his brief resurrection six years later — would have qualified as a significant life event of my own. Now, it barely registered as a brief. And then baseball went on strike. I was sitting on a couch in a Mexican hotel room when everything stopped — those 14 words are how all stories of loss should begin — and I took it very much to heart. The girl who claimed my virginity later cheated on me, and baseball's cold shoulder gave me the same feeling: I should have left you before you left me.

So, when baseball made its inevitable, embarrassed return, I stayed away — mostly. I couldn't leave it behind entirely, of course. I've never been good at stopping up my love like a potion. I moved to Toronto, and maybe once a week I'd go with friends and buy four-dollar seats in SkyDome's fifth deck, high above right field, hig...