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Parp, parp! Got a plug, anyone?5 Jun 2007The Times
Who’s that licking at your window?28 Mar 2007The Times
That’s me going green in the dark21 Mar 2007The Times
Only 53 words on the lizard’s tale — it's not enough14 Mar 2007The Times
Look at you, snuggled like a dormouse into a wobbling nest of Hodgson & Burnett wrapping paper27 Dec 2006The Times
Only Keats would understand the trouble I've had writing this piece25 Apr 2006The Times
If you go down to the woods today listen for a root and branch debate18 Apr 2006The Times
This Easter which famous family will be ordering pizza, not roasting lamb?11 Apr 2006The Times
Each Huddersfield resident represents 10 gross tonnes of butter. Is this clear?4 Apr 2006The Times
My wife is not the Chancellor. But there's still a little eye watching me28 Mar 2006The Times
Mary Magdalene, now she could spot four bestsellers when she saw them14 Mar 2006The Times
Is it a mussel? Is it a winkle? No, it's superwhelk – and coming your way7 Mar 2006The Times
'Doctor, I've got a headache.' 'Right, first I need to dip a bee in your saliva.'28 Feb 2006The Times
Don't panic about those blighters with runny beaks: they don't like it up 'em21 Feb 2006The Times
See the world the Wizztours way and never see it the same way again14 Feb 2006The Times
Seriously, I need to know more about this funny cartoon of the Prophet . . .8 Feb 2006The Times
The china debate: I call in evidence my confused cat and the Qing emperor31 Jan 2006The Times
To be completely accurate, that's the most impressive guarantee I've seen17 Jan 2006The Times
Help yourself: leave your car doors, boot, bonnet and glove box open10 Jan 2006The Times
Irresolution, as I'm reminded annually, is my middle name – or possibly not3 Jan 2006The Times
How Henry VIII lost the Battle of the Bulge, and Ofsted went to war27 Dec 2005The Times
It's the Christmas spider's fault: now I'm trapped with an inscrutable present20 Dec 2005The Times
Crunchy snacks to avoid: a practical guide to pet care this festive season13 Dec 2005The Times
A pleasure to see how advanced our youngsters are in sex education6 Dec 2005The Times
DOH! Thanks to those NICE people, I'm terrified of the doorbell ringing29 Nov 2005The Times
On Her Majesty's secret service – in a rental van and dying for a smoke22 Nov 2005The Times
The Queen's sister: an heroic tale of sex, Weetabix and organic gin15 Nov 2005The Times
Not just a loft – a veritable grotto of fascinatingly useless Christmas gadgets9 Nov 2005The Times
Today only! Beat the Christmas rush! Only from Vatican Retail Inc1 Nov 2005The Times
If you hear an Almighty guffaw, at least Somebody is reading this25 Oct 2005The Times
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